Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th April 2009

Dilbert//7318, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 28th April 2009

Tags

coffee confused battery stealing electricity revenge

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "What's on your back?"

Wally says, "It's a battery."

Wally says, "I recharge it at work with company electricity, then I use it at night to power my home appliances."

Wally says, "If they cut my benefits one more time, I'll make a play for their water too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S ON YOUR BACK?

IT'S A BATTERY.

I RECHARGE IT AT WORK WITH COMPANY ELECTRICITY, THEN I USE IT AT NIGHT TO POWER MY HOME APPLIANCES.

IF THEY CUT MY BENEFITS ONE MORE TIME, I'LL MAKE A PLAY FOR THEIR WATER TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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