Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th April 2009

Dilbert//7319, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 29th April 2009

Tags

economy money demand orders rejection

Official transcript

Alice says, "The company cut my pay so I'm going to date a co-worker to make up the difference."

Alice says, "From now on, one of you will be buying all of my meals and gifts."

Wally says, "I'm oddly aroused by your offer."

Alice says, "In that case it's not you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY CUT MY PAY SO I'M GOING TO DATE A COWORKER TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE.

FROM NOW ON, ONE OF YOU WILL BE BUYING ALL OF MY MEALS AND GIFTS.

I'M ODDLY AROUSED BY YOUR OFFER.

IN THAT CASE IT'S NOT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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