Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th April 2009

Dilbert//7320, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 30th April 2009

Tags

proposition marriage ridiculous confused reading explanation relationships

Official transcript

Alice says, "I crunched the numbers, and it makes sense for us to get married."

Alice says, "I can maintain my lifestyle if you live in the closet and your only hobby is cleaning my house when I'm gone."

Alice says, "If that doesn't work, I can insure the bejeezus out of you and hope for the best."

Dilbert says, "The best?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS, AND IT MAKES SENSE FOR US TO GET MARRIED.

I CAN MAINTAIN MY LIFESTYLE IF YOU LIVE IN THE CLOSET AND YOUR ONLY HOBBY IS CLEANING THE HOUSE WHEN IM GONE.

IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, 1 CAN INSURE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF YOU AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

THE BEST?

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