Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th May 2009

Dilbert//7326, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 6th May 2009

Tags

economy money investments topping comparing proud bragging

Official transcript

Topper Dilbert says, "Gaaa! My stocks are down 70%!"

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "Today I discovered that my house is insulated with cheese."

Dilbert says, "Gouda?"

Topper says, "Grated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER GAAA! MY STOCKS ARE DOWN 70%!

THAT'S NOTHING!

TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT MY HOUSE IS INSULATED WITH CHEESE.

GOUDA?

GRATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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