Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th May 2009

Dilbert//7327, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 7th May 2009

Tags

bragging saving money talking ridiculous

Official transcript

Topper Dilbert says, "I'm painting my own house to save money."

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "I had spider glands trasplanted into my body so I can make my own silk garments."

Dilbert says, "That doesn't seem?"

Topper says, "Who wants mittens?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I'M PAINTING MY OWN HOUSE TO SAVE MONEY.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I HAD SPIDER GLANDS TRANSPLANTED INTO MY BODY SO I CAN MAKE MY OWN SILK GARMENTS THAT DOESN'T SEEM...

WHO WANTS MITTENS?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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