Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th May 2009

Dilbert//7327, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 7th May 2009

Tags

bragging saving money talking ridiculous

Official transcript

Topper Dilbert says, "I'm painting my own house to save money."

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "I had spider glands trasplanted into my body so I can make my own silk garments."

Dilbert says, "That doesn't seem?"

Topper says, "Who wants mittens?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I'M PAINTING MY OWN HOUSE TO SAVE MONEY.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I HAD SPIDER GLANDS TRANSPLANTED INTO MY BODY SO I CAN MAKE MY OWN SILK GARMENTS THAT DOESN'T SEEM...

WHO WANTS MITTENS?!

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Who Wants Mittens?" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and office politics.

The Comic Strip

• Dilbert's boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss, announces that he is painting his own house to save money.
• Dilbert responds with skepticism, questioning the practicality of this decision.
• The boss reveals that he has transplanted spider glands into his body, allowing him to produce silk garments.
• Dilbert is shocked and amused by this revelation, asking "Who wants mittens?" in response.

Humor and Commentary

The comic strip uses humor to comment on the absurdity of the boss's actions and the surreal nature of office politics. The punchline about mittens is a clever play on words, adding to the comedic effect. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on the quirks of office life.

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