Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th May 2009

Dilbert//7333, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 13th May 2009

Tags

drinking coffee crime talking shivering disturbing

Official transcript

Wally dabbles in crime Wally says, "A lot of people think crime is a bad thing."

Wally says, "But it all depends on how you pick your role models."

Wally says, "I lean toward governors, bankers, athletes and sith lords."

Dilbert says, "I feel a coldness."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY DABBLES IN CRIME A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK CRIME 1S A BAD THING.

BUT IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU PICK YOUR ROLE MODELS I LEAN TOWARD GOVERNORS, BANKERS, ATHLETES AND SITH LORDS.

I FEEL A COLDNESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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