Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th May 2009

Dilbert//7334, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 14th May 2009

Tags

admitting criminal offer bribery accepting

Official transcript

Wally says, "This week I sold company secrets, did some insider trading, and took kickbacks from vendors."

Wally says, "I'll give you a taste if you look the other way."

Zip! Dilbert says, "That's unsettling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I SOLD COMPANY SECRETS, DID SOME INSIDER TRADING, AND TOOK KICKBACKS FROM VENDORS.

I'LL GIVE YOU A TASTE IF YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY.

THAT'S UNSETTLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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