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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th May 2009

Dilbert//7340, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 20th May 2009


Tags

violence punching pain meeting angry economy business


Official transcript

Alice says, "I hear you have an MBA, just like the jerks who ruined the economy."

Alice says, "I'm going to punch you so hard that it hurts everyone who has the same degree."

Dilbert says, "What as that hideous noise?"

Man says, "Ow!!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU HAVE AN MBA, JUST LIKE THE JERKS WHO RUINED THE ECONOMY.

I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD THAT IT HURTS EVERYONE WHO HAS THE SAME DEGREE.

WHAT WAS THAT HIDEOUS NOISE?

OW!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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