Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st May 2009

Dilbert//7341, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 21st May 2009

Tags

new employee spreadsheet yelling pain bored ridiculous

Official transcript

The MBA guy Man says, "I put together a spreadsheet that might interest you."

The boss says, "Ow! Ow! It's so boring, it hurts my head!"

The boss says, "My brain is trying to escape through my ear!"

Man says, "I get this a lot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MBA GUY I PUT TOGETHER A SPREADSHEET THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU.

OW! OW! IT'S SO BORING, IT HURTS MY HEAD!

MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH MY EAR!

I GET THIS A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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