Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st May 2009
Dilbert//7351, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 31st May 2009
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Official transcript
Dilmom Dilmom says, "How's work, Dilbert?"
Dilbert says, "I'm doing the job of three people and my pay has been cut 20%"
Dilbert says, "My investments are worthless and my odds of finding a suitable mate are nearing zero."
Dilbert says, "My life has no meaning, no joy and no hope."
Dilbert says, "Do you have any motherly advice?"
Dilmom says, "Shake it off, you big wuss."
Dilmom says, "And you can pass that wisdom to the grandchildren you won't be having."
Dilbert says, "You're not good at this."
Dilmom says, "Eat broccoli. Whatever."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DILMOM HOW'S WORK, DILBERT?
I'M DOING THE JOB OF THREE PEOPLE AND MY PAY HAS BEEN CUT 20%.
MY INVESTMENTS ARE WORTHLESS AND MY ODDS OF FINDING A SUITABLE MATE ARE NEARING ZERO.
MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING, NO JOY AND NO HOPE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MOTHERLY ADVICE?
SHAKE IT OFF, YOU BIG WUSS.
AND YOU CAN PASS THAT WISDOM TO THE GRANDCHILDREN YOU WON'T BE HAVING.
YOURE NOT GOOD AT THIS.
EAT BROCCOLI.
WHATEVER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Investment Wisdom"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2001, features Dilbert and his boss, Wally, engaging in a conversation about investments. The conversation begins with Wally expressing his dissatisfaction with his job and investments, stating that they are worthless and his odds of finding a suitable mate are nearing zero. Dilbert offers advice, suggesting that Wally's life has no meaning, joy, or hope, and that he should eat broccoli. The conversation concludes with Wally accepting Dilbert's advice and deciding to eat broccoli.
Key Points:
- Wally is unhappy with his job and investments.
- Dilbert offers advice, stating that Wally's life has no meaning, joy, or hope.
- Wally accepts Dilbert's advice and decides to eat broccoli.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking investment advice from a comic strip character.
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