Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st May 2009

Dilbert//7351, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 31st May 2009

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Official transcript

Dilmom Dilmom says, "How's work, Dilbert?"

Dilbert says, "I'm doing the job of three people and my pay has been cut 20%"

Dilbert says, "My investments are worthless and my odds of finding a suitable mate are nearing zero."

Dilbert says, "My life has no meaning, no joy and no hope."

Dilbert says, "Do you have any motherly advice?"

Dilmom says, "Shake it off, you big wuss."

Dilmom says, "And you can pass that wisdom to the grandchildren you won't be having."

Dilbert says, "You're not good at this."

Dilmom says, "Eat broccoli. Whatever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DILMOM HOW'S WORK, DILBERT?

I'M DOING THE JOB OF THREE PEOPLE AND MY PAY HAS BEEN CUT 20%.

MY INVESTMENTS ARE WORTHLESS AND MY ODDS OF FINDING A SUITABLE MATE ARE NEARING ZERO.

MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING, NO JOY AND NO HOPE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY MOTHERLY ADVICE?

SHAKE IT OFF, YOU BIG WUSS.

AND YOU CAN PASS THAT WISDOM TO THE GRANDCHILDREN YOU WON'T BE HAVING.

YOURE NOT GOOD AT THIS.

EAT BROCCOLI.

WHATEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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