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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st June 2009

Dilbert//7352, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 1st June 2009


Tags

sitting complaining confessing excuses angry


Official transcript

Wally says, "I couldn't do any work this week because my project doesn't have a charge code."

Wally says, "The chargeback group won't answer my e-mails, and our ethics rules forbid me from using a false code."

Wally says, "It's another failure of management, but I know you can do better next week."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I COULDN'T DO ANY WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE MY PROJECT DOESN'T HAVE A CHARGE CODE.

THE CHARGEBACK GROUP WON'T ANSWER MY EMAILS, AND OUR ETHICS RULES FORBID ME FROM USING A FALSE CODE.

IT'S ANOTHER FAILURE OF MAN- BETTER NEXT WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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