Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd June 2009

Dilbert//7353, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 2nd June 2009

Tags

scoffing dismissive ignoring practicing compliment

Official transcript

The boss says, "Book some one-on-one meetings for me so I can practice my new dismissive scoffing sound."

Dilbert says, "?And then I think we should?"

The boss says, "Phhht!"

Dilbert says, "I like what you've done with your dismissive scoffing sound."

The boss says, "20% more spittle!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOOK SOME ONE-ON- ONE MEETINGS FOR ME SO I CAN PRATICE MY NEW DISMISSIVE SCOFFING SOUND.

... AND THEN I THINK WE SHOULD. ..

PHHHT!

I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR DISMISSIVE SCOFFING SOUND.

20% MORE SPITTLE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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