Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th June 2009

Dilbert//7366, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 15th June 2009

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talking plans greed pirates

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I'm thinking of becoming a Somalian pirate."

Dogbert says, "I'd still get to steal from stockholders, but my booty wouldn't be taxed."

Dogbert says, "And who doesn't like grenade launchers? Ka-pow!"

Dilbert says, "Mom? Cancel your cruise."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I'M THINKING OF BECOMING A SOMALIAN PIRATE.

I'D STILL GET TO STEAL FROM STOCKHOLDERS, BUT MY BOOTY WOULDN'T BE TAXED.

AND WHO DOESN'T LIKE GRENADE LAUNCHERS?

KA-POW!

?

CANCEL YOUR CRUISE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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