Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th June 2009

Dilbert//7367, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 16th June 2009

Tags

meeting explaining pirate plan scheme uncertainty business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I'm taking a side job as a pirate."

Dogbert says, "I'll kidnap employees and authorize huge ransom payments to myself for their return."

The boss says, "Then you'll return them safely?"

Dogbert says, "That's a different business model."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I'M TAKING A SIDE JOB AS A PIRATE.

I'LL KIDNAP EMPLOYEES AND AUTHORIZE HUGE RANSOM PAYMENTS TO MYSELF FOR THEIR RETURN.

THEN YOULL RETURN THEM SAFELY?

THAT'S A DIFFERENT BUSINESS MODEL.

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