Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th June 2009

Dilbert//7368, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 17th June 2009

Tags

stealing stupidity confronting ridiculous pirate

Official transcript

Man says, "It's a conflict of interest for you to be our CEO and also a pirate who kidnaps our employees."

Dogbert says, "The executive compensation committee approved this arrangement. It's all spelled out in my employment agreement."

Man says, "So it is."

Dogbert says, "Wait here while I call myself and ransom you back to the office."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST FOR YOU TO BE OUR CEO AND ALSO A PIRATE WHO KIDNAPS OUR EMPLOYEES.

THE EXECUTIVE COMPENSATION COMMITTEE APPROVED THIS ARRANGEMENT.

IT'S ALL SPELLED OUT IN MY EMPLOYMENT AGREEMENT.

SO IT IS.

WAIT HERE WHILE I CALL MYSELF AND RANSOM YOU BACK TO YOUR OFFICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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