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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th June 2009

Dilbert//7369, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 18th June 2009


Tags

talking woman insane crazy dating weird relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Hi. My name is?"

Woman says, "Whoa! Whoa! Not in person!"

Woman says, "I only meet men through online dating sites. That way I can filter out the losers."

Dilbert says, "Too crazy too fast."

Woman says, "I know. I'm working on that."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI. MY NAME IS. ..

WHOA!

WHOA!

NOT IN PERSON!

I ONLY MEET MEN THROUGH ONLINE DA TING SITES. THAT WAY I CAN FIL TER OUT THE LOSERS.

TOO CRAZY TOO FAST.

I KNOW.

I'M WORKING ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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