Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th August 2009

Dilbert//7432, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 20th August 2009

Tags

asking information confidential joking angry annoyed

Official transcript

the Boss says, "I need you to keep this information to yourself. Can you do that?"

Dilbert says, "Well, obviously I'd have to weigh the benefits of sharing it versus the risk of getting caught."

Dilbert says, "It's sort of a dumb question if you think about it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO KEEP THIS INFORMATION TO YOURSELF. CAN YOU DO THAT?

WELL, OBVIOUSLY I'D HAVE TO WEIGH THE BENEFITS OF SHARING IT VERSUS THE RISK OF GETTING CAUGHT.

IT'S SORT OF A DUMB QUESTION IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

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