Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st August 2009

Dilbert//7433, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 21st August 2009

Tags

meeting finances idea ridiculous asking unsure corrupt business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're getting into the financial services game."

Dogbert says, "That way all of our products can be imaginary."

Man says, "Can you give me reliable investment advice?"

Man says, "Yes, as far as I know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WE'RE GETTING INTO THE FINANCIAL SERVICES GAME.

THAT WAY ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS CAN BE IMAGINARY.

CAN YOU GIVE ME RELIABLE INVESTMENT ADVICE?

YES, AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.

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