Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd August 2009

Dilbert//7434, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 22nd August 2009

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sitting talking discussing plan deception greed corruption

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We'll start ten mutual funds, each with randomly chosen stocks."

Dogbert says, "Later we'll build our advertisements around whichever one does the best purely by chance."

Dogbert says, "My goal is to be the premier provider of imaginary expertise."

Wag! Wag!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WELL START TEN MUTUAL FUNDS, EACH WITH RANDOMLY CHOSEN STOCKS.

LATER WELL BUILD OUR ADVERTISEMENTS AROUND WHICHEVER ONE DOES THE BEST PURELY BY CHANCE.

MY GOAL IS TO BE THE PREMIER PROVIDER OF IMAGINAR Y EXPER TISE.

WAG'!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a clever and manipulative character, as the CEO of a company. In the first panel, Dogbert announces that he will start ten mutual funds, each with randomly chosen stocks. The second panel reveals that he plans to build advertisements around whichever fund performs the best, purely by chance. In the final panel, Dogbert proudly declares himself the premier provider of imaginary expertise, much to the dismay of his employees.

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