Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd August 2009

Dilbert//7435, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 23rd August 2009

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presentation idea pitch bored time ridiculous

Official transcript

The boss says, "Our next presenter is Dilbert."

Dilbert says, "I put together a slide show and video."

Dilbert says, "While it's running, I'll perform a humorous rap song about the benefits of our product."

Dilbert says, "Then each of you will wear a funny hat and participate in a skit."

Dilbert says, "Later we'll enjoy a ventriloquist who dresses in a beaver suit and threatens to eat his dummy."

Dilbert says, "We'll top it off with a trivia contest, prizes, fireworks in the atrium."

Man says, "What can you do in two minutes? We need to catch a plane."

Dilbert thinks, "I should have gone with the slide show."

Man says, "Mmph"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEXT PRESENTER IS DILBERT.

I PUT TOGETHER A SLIDE SHOW AND VIDEO.

WHILE IT'S RUNNING, I'LL PERFORM A HUMOROUS RAP SONG OF OUR PRODUCT.

THEN EACH OF YOU WILL WEAR A FUNNY HAT AND PARTICIPATE IN A SKIT.

LATER WELL ENJOY A VENTRILOQUIST WHO DRESSES IN A BEAVER SUIT AND THREATENS TO EAT HIS DUMMY.

WELL TOP IT OFF WITH A TRIVIA CONTEST, PRIZES, AND FIREWORKS IN THE ATRIUM.

WHAT CAN YOU DO IN TWO MINUTES?

WE NEED TO CATCH A PLANE.

I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE SLIDE SHOW.

MMPH

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