Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th August 2009

Dilbert//7436, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 24th August 2009

Tags

sitting meeting explaining project annoyed angry lazy wasting time business

Official transcript

Wally says, "I spent the first part of the week installing our new productivity software."

Wally says, "Then I used the rest of the week trying to make it interface with our time reporting system."

Wally says, "So far all it can do is tell me how much time I'm wasting in this meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPENT THE FIRST PART OF THE WEEK INSTALLING OUR NEW PRODUCTIVITY SOFTWARE.

THEN I USED THE REST OF THE WEEK TRYING TO MAKE IT INTERFACE WITH OUR TIME REPORTING SYSTEM.

SO FAR ALL IT CAN DO IS TELL ME HOW MUCH TIME IM WASTING IN THIS MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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