Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th August 2009

Dilbert//7437, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 25th August 2009

Tags

excuses ridiculous explaining software reassurance angry annoyed lazy engineering

Official transcript

Wally says, "My productivity software turned on me."

Wally says, "It keeps crashing my computer. But that's okay because I don't need a computer to do my job."

Wally says, "Do you have any assignments that are sort of pre-industrial?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PRODUCTIVITY SOFTWARE TURNED ON ME.

IT KEEPS CRASHING MY COMPUTER. BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A COMPUTER TO DO MY JOB.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE SORT OF PREINDUSTRIAL?

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