Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th August 2009

Dilbert//7438, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 26th August 2009

Tags

performance review meeting suggestion insult ridicule angry business

Official transcript

Performance Review The Boss says, "You need to get better at anticipating problems."

Dilbert says, "If I could anticipate problems, I wouldn't have agreed to work for you."

Dilbert says ,"You seem angry, I did not see that coming."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PERFORMANCE REVIEW YOU NEED TO GET BETTER AT ANTICIPATING PROBLEMS.

IF I COULD ANTICIPATE PROBLEMS, I WOULDN'T HAVE AGREED TO WORK FOR YOU.

YOU SEEM ANGRY.

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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