Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th August 2009

Dilbert//7439, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 27th August 2009

Tags

telling story bored annoyed asking rude stupidity

Official transcript

The Boss says, "And that was the last time I yanked a cable just to find out what would happen."

Woman says, "How many inane stories do I have to hear before I can speak to someone who knows something?"

The boss says, "She's a story hater."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I YANKED A CABLE JUST TO FIND OUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN HOW MANY INANE STORIES DO I HAVE TO HEAR BEFORE I CAN SPEAK TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMETHING?

SHE'S A STORY HATER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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