Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th September 2009

Dilbert//7461, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 18th September 2009

Tags

ceo conference meeting greed corruption illegal business

Official transcript

CEO summit Dogbert says, "Obviously it's illegal for companies to rig bids."

Dogbert says, "But interestingly, the crime is nearly impossible to prove when nothing is written down."

Dogbert says, "I'd like you to meet Eddie. Pay close attention to how many times he stomps his hoof."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO SUMMIT OBVIOUSLY IT'S ILLEGAL FOR COMPANIES TO RIG BIDS.

BUT INTERESTINGLY, THE CRIME IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVE WHEN NOTHING IS WRITTEN DOWN I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET EDDIE. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW MANY TIMES HE STOMPS HIS HOOF.

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