Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th September 2009

Dilbert//7462, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 19th September 2009

Tags

ceo asking meeting group conference drinking collusion scared nervous corruption greed business

Official transcript

CEO Summit Dogbert says, "Do you collude?"

Man says, "Sometimes."

Dogbert says, "Are you colluding with anyone now, because I'd sure like to collude with you."

Dogbert says, "What are you into? Maybe a little price fixing?"

Man says, "This is all happening so fast."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO SUMMIT DO YOU COLLUDE?

SOMETIMES.

ARE YOU COLLUDING WITH ANYONE NOW, BECAUSE I'D SURE LIKE TO COLLUDE WITH YOU.

MING WHAT ARE YOU INTO?

MAYBE A LITTLE PRICE- FIXING?

THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "CEO Summit"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of CEOs gathered at a summit, where they engage in a discussion about colluding with each other. The conversation begins with one CEO asking another, "Do you collude? Sometimes." The second CEO responds, "Are you colluding with anyone now? Because I'd sure like to collude with you." The third CEO chimes in, "What are you into? Maybe a little price-fixing?" The fourth CEO then asks, "This is all happening so fast."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of CEOs colluding with each other, implying that they are more interested in finding ways to work together to their advantage than in actually doing any meaningful work. The use of humor and satire highlights the perceived lack of ethics and accountability in the business world.

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