Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th October 2009

Dilbert//7488, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 15th October 2009

Tags

sitting computer advice fire pain angry unexpected technology

Official transcript

Carol says, "Now what do I do?"

Dilbert says ,"Click some buttons and see what happens. You can't hurt anything."

Click Fzzeet! Dilbert says, "In my defense, that hardly ever happens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW WHAT DO I DO?

CLICK SOME BUTTONS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. YOU CAN'T HURT ANYTHING.

FLEET!

IN MY DEFENSE, THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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