Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th October 2009

Dilbert//7488, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 15th October 2009

Tags

sitting computer advice fire pain angry unexpected technology

Official transcript

Carol says, "Now what do I do?"

Dilbert says ,"Click some buttons and see what happens. You can't hurt anything."

Click Fzzeet! Dilbert says, "In my defense, that hardly ever happens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW WHAT DO I DO?

CLICK SOME BUTTONS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. YOU CAN'T HURT ANYTHING.

FLEET!

IN MY DEFENSE, THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "In My Defense, That Hardly Ever Happens"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk.
• He is shown clicking buttons and observing the consequences of his actions, which include:
  • A sign that reads "FZZZET!" being blown up
  • A man in a suit standing next to him, looking concerned
• Dilbert's response to the situation is to say, "In my defense, that hardly ever happens."
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the consequences of one's actions and the importance of being prepared for unexpected outcomes.

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