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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd November 2009

Dilbert//7506, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 2nd November 2009


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sitting meeting drugs medicing explaining screaming scared stupidity suggestion business


Official transcript

Man says, "My prescription meds cause drowsiness."

Man says, "So I got a second prescription that causes phantom-hand syndrome to slap me at random intervals."

Alice says, "Maybe you should use a doctor who has less-effective pharmaceutical reps in his territory."

Man says, "Fist!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY PRESCRIPTION MEDS CAUSE DROWSINESS.

SO I GOT A SECOND PRESCRIPTION THAT CAUSES PHANTOM-HAND SYNDROME TO SLAP ME AT RANDOM INTERVALS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE A DOCTOR WHO HAS LESS- EFFECTIVE PHARMACEUTICAL REPS IN HIS TERRITORY.

FIST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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