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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd November 2009

Dilbert//7506, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 2nd November 2009


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sitting meeting drugs medicing explaining screaming scared stupidity suggestion business


Official transcript

Man says, "My prescription meds cause drowsiness."

Man says, "So I got a second prescription that causes phantom-hand syndrome to slap me at random intervals."

Alice says, "Maybe you should use a doctor who has less-effective pharmaceutical reps in his territory."

Man says, "Fist!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY PRESCRIPTION MEDS CAUSE DROWSINESS.

SO I GOT A SECOND PRESCRIPTION THAT CAUSES PHANTOM-HAND SYNDROME TO SLAP ME AT RANDOM INTERVALS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE A DOCTOR WHO HAS LESS- EFFECTIVE PHARMACEUTICAL REPS IN HIS TERRITORY.

FIST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Phantom Hand Syndrome"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a doctor and a patient. The patient is concerned about the side effects of their medication, which causes drowsiness. In response, the doctor prescribes a second medication to treat "phantom hand syndrome," a fictional condition where the patient slaps themselves at random intervals.

Key Points:

  • The patient is unhappy with the side effects of their current medication.
  • The doctor prescribes a new medication to treat a fictional condition.
  • The patient is skeptical of the new medication and its potential side effects.

Humor:

The comic strip uses satire to poke fun at the medical profession and the sometimes absurd nature of medical prescriptions. The use of a fictional condition like "phantom hand syndrome" adds to the humor, highlighting the sometimes arbitrary nature of medical diagnoses.

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