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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd November 2009

Dilbert//7507, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 3rd November 2009


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doctor medicine explaining men growing wings side effect medical


Official transcript

Man says, "I need you to take these pills because the pharmaceutical rep is smoking hot."

Man says, "It might have some side effects, but the 'Guy code' says you have to be my wingman if I ask."

Dilbert says, "Apparently he subscribes to a literal interpretation of the guy code."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO TAKE THESE PILLS BECAUSE THE PHARMACEUTICAL REP IS SMOKING HOT.

IT MIGHT HAVE SOME SIDE EFFECTS, BUT THE "GUY CODE" SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE MY WING- MAN IF I ASK.

APPARENTLY HE SUBSCRIBES TO A LITERAL INTERPRETATION OF THE GUY CODE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Wingman"

Summary:

  • A pharmaceutical representative visits a doctor, seeking to take pills for a condition.
  • The doctor asks if the representative has side effects, to which he responds with a request to be referred to as "Wingman" if he does.
  • The doctor agrees, and the representative exits, with a winged appearance.
  • The doctor is left confused, wondering if the representative has actually become a wingman.

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