Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th November 2009

Dilbert//7531, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 27th November 2009

Tags

meeting complaining stupidity confused coworker leaving business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I didn't understand anything you said for the past half an hour."

Dilbert says, "You shushed me every time I tried to interrupt with a question."

Dilbert says, "Now we're out of time, and my only memory of this meeting is that noise came out of your donut hole."

Woman says, "This is why I don't let you talk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU SAID FOR THE PAST HALF AN HOUR.

YOU SHUSHED ME EVERY TIME I TRIED TO INTERRUPT WITH A QUESTION.

NOW WERE OUT OF TIME, AND MY ONLY MEMORY OF THIS MEETING IS THAT NOISE CAME OUT OF YOUR DONUT HOLE.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LET YOU TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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