Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th November 2009

Dilbert//7532, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 28th November 2009

Tags

punishment beard mislead book worker background check innocent screaming

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Ted, I just got the results of your security clearance background check."

The Boss says, "Homeland security ordered me to beat you to death with our emergency preparedness binder."

Ted says, "But?.I haven't done anything wrong!"

The Boss says, "I might have said some things about your new beard."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, I JUST GOT THE RESULTS OF YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE BACKGROUND CHECK.

HOMELAND SECURITY ORDERED ME TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH OUR EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS BINDER BUT... I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!

I MIGHT HAVE SAID SOME THINGS ABOUT YOUR NEW BEARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Homeland Security"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a man, Ted, who has just received the results of his security clearance background check.
• Homeland Security has ordered him to be beaten to death with an emergency preparedness binder.
• Ted is shocked and confused by this request, as he hasn't done anything wrong.
• He asks if they might have said something about his new beard, but the Homeland Security agent replies that they haven't done anything wrong.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of Homeland Security being overly cautious and bureaucratic, and the absurdity of the situation.

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