Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th November 2009

Dilbert//7534, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 30th November 2009

Tags

secret research gmail email lying talking director coffee science

Official transcript

Wally says, "The director of our top secret research group wants to borrow me for six months."

Wally says, "During that time, you will not know where I am or what I'm working on."

The Boss says, "I need to hear this from the director."

Wally says, "I'll ask him to email you from his gmail account."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DIRECTOR OF OUR TOP SECRET RESEARCH GROUP WANTS TO BORROW ME FOR SIX MONTHS.

DURING THAT TIME, YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHERE I AM, OR WHAT IM WORKING ON.

I NEED TO HEAR THIS FROM THE DIRECTOR I'LL ASK HIM TO EMAIL YOU FROM HIS GMAIL ACCOUNT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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