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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th December 2009

Dilbert//7558, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 24th December 2009


Tags

bonus checks giving present proving resentful


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "We pooled our bonus checks and got you this gift."

The Boss says, "It's empty."

The Boss says, "Oh."

Alice says, "Better luck next year."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE POOLED OUR BONUS CHECKS AND GOT YOU THIS GIFT.

IT'S EMPTY.

BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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