Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th December 2009

Dilbert//7559, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 25th December 2009

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christmas presents giving nerdy funny coffee bank bathrobe holiday

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas. Here?s a hundred bucks."

Dogbert says, "And here's a hundred bucks for you."

Dilbert says, "We could save another step by setting up an electronic transfer with an annual recurring option."

Dogbert says, "Excellent."

Dogbert says, "Or we could not give gifts."

Dilbert says, "Hush your crazy talk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS.

AND HERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR YOU.

WE COULD SAVE ANOTHER STEP BY SETTING UP AN ELECTRONIC TRANSFER WITH AN ANNUAL RECURRING OPTION.

EXCELLENT.

OR WE COULD NOT GIVE GIFTS.

HUSH YOUR CRAZY TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Gift of Electronic Transfers"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally, on Christmas morning. Dilbert receives a hundred bucks from Wally, but Wally suggests setting up an electronic transfer with an annual recurring option instead of giving gifts. Dilbert is unimpressed, responding that he could save another step by simply not giving gifts. Wally agrees, but adds that he "hushes his crazy talk" and continues to give gifts. The strip humorously highlights the contrast between Wally's practical approach and Dilbert's sarcastic response.

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