Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th December 2009

Dilbert//7559, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 25th December 2009

Tags

christmas presents giving nerdy funny coffee bank bathrobe holiday

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas. Here?s a hundred bucks."

Dogbert says, "And here's a hundred bucks for you."

Dilbert says, "We could save another step by setting up an electronic transfer with an annual recurring option."

Dogbert says, "Excellent."

Dogbert says, "Or we could not give gifts."

Dilbert says, "Hush your crazy talk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS.

AND HERE'S A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR YOU.

WE COULD SAVE ANOTHER STEP BY SETTING UP AN ELECTRONIC TRANSFER WITH AN ANNUAL RECURRING OPTION.

EXCELLENT.

OR WE COULD NOT GIVE GIFTS.

HUSH YOUR CRAZY TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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