Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th December 2009

Dilbert//7560, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 26th December 2009

Tags

television shows options action movie cooking show content entertainment

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Well, we can watch a cooking show and imagine what delicious food tastes like?"

Dilbert says, "Or an action movie so we can imagine killing people while cracking jokes."

Dilbert says, "Maybe I can reword those choices to make us feel less like psychopathic hobos."

Dogbert says, "Please do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL, WE CAN WATCH A COOKING SHOW AND IMAGINE WHAT DELICIOUS FOOD TASTES LIKE...

OR AN ACTION MOVIE SO WE CAN IMAGINE KILLING PEOPLE WHILE CRACKING JOKES.

MAYBE I CAN REWORD THOSE CHOICES TO MAKE US FEEL LESS LIKE PSYCHOPATHIC HOBOS.

PLEASE DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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