Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th December 2009

Dilbert//7561, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 27th December 2009

Tags

meeting brilliant moron appearance superficial beard silent funny business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I invited silent Gary to help us decide on a technology direction."

The Boss says, "We think he's a genius because he has a beard and he never speaks."

The Boss says, "Gary, do you think we should use open source software for our support platform?"

The Boss says, "Here it comes. He's rubbing his beard and giving me creepy eye contact."

THe Boss says, "I detect a slight hint of disgust. It means Gary hates the idea! The Boss says, "Yes, it's all so obvious now. This is the worst idea in the history of mankind."

The Boss says, "THe meeting is over. Silent Gary has spoken."

Dilbert says, "You're actually a moron, aren't you?"

Gary says, "Don't ruin this for me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVITED SILENT GARY TO HELP US DECIDE ON A TECHNOLOGY DIRECTION.

WE THINK HE'S A GENIUS BECAUSE HE HAS A BEARD AND HE NEVER SPEAKS.

GARY, DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE FOR OUR SUPPORT PLATFORM?

HERE IT COMES.

HE'S RUBBING HIS BEARD AND GIVING ME CREEPY EYE CONTACT.

I DETECT A SLIGHT HINT OF DISGUST. IT MEANS GARY HATES THE IDEA!

YES, IT'S ALL SO OBVIOUS NOW. THIS IS THE WORST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

THE MEETING IS OVER. SILENT GARY HAS SPOKEN.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY A MORON, AREN'T YOU?

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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