Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th December 2009

Dilbert//7562, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 28th December 2009

Tags

avoiding quitting communicating telling projecting

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Ask Morgan what type of materials he recommends we should use for the case."

Dibert says, "Morgan has no communication skills. Everything he knows is locked in his skull and will never come out."

Dilbert says, "Is this going to look like my fault?"

THe Boss says, "Quitter!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASK MORGAN WHAT TYPE OF MATERIALS HE RECOMMENDS WE SHOULD USE FOR THE CASE.

MORGAN HAS NO COMMUNICATION SKILLS. EVERYTHING HE KNOWS IS LOCKED IN HIS SKULL AND WILL NEVER COME OUT.

IS THIS GOING TO LOOK LIKE MY FAULT?

QUITTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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