Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th December 2009

Dilbert//7563, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 29th December 2009

Tags

communicating stress infuriating impossible answering convoluted

Official transcript

Morgan: The man with no communication skills Dilbert says, "Did you get results from the stress tests yet?"

Morgan says, "Stress tests have to be performed under controlled conditions."

Dilbert says, "Has anyone ever explained to you the yes-no form of questions?"

Morgan says, "Is it my turn to talk?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORGAN: THE MAN WITH NO COMMUNICATION SKILLS.

DID YOU GET THE RESULTS FROM THE STRESS TESTS YET?

STRESS TESTS HAVE TO BE PERFORMED UNDER CONTROLLED CONDITIONS.

HAS ANYONE EVER EXPLAINED TO YOU THE YES-NO FORM OF QUESTIONS?

IS IT MY TURN TO TALK?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Morgan: The Man with No Communication Skills"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Morgan, a man with no communication skills, who is tasked with administering stress tests to employees. However, his inability to communicate effectively leads to confusion and frustration among the employees.

Panel 1:

• Morgan asks an employee if they have received the results from the stress tests yet.
• The employee responds, "Did you get the results from the stress tests yet?"

Panel 2:

• Morgan explains that stress tests must be performed under controlled conditions.
• The employee asks, "Stress tests have to be performed under controlled conditions."

Panel 3:

• Morgan is asked if anyone has ever explained the purpose of the stress tests to him.
• Morgan responds, "Has anyone ever explained to you the yes-no form of questions?"

Panel 4:

• The employee asks if Morgan is ready to talk.
• Morgan responds, "Is it my turn to talk?"

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the absurdity of Morgan's situation, where his lack of communication skills leads to a series of misunderstandings and miscommunications. The strip pokes fun at the idea of someone being unable to communicate effectively, even in a simple conversation.

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