Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th December 2009

Dilbert//7563, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 29th December 2009

Tags

communicating stress infuriating impossible answering convoluted

Official transcript

Morgan: The man with no communication skills Dilbert says, "Did you get results from the stress tests yet?"

Morgan says, "Stress tests have to be performed under controlled conditions."

Dilbert says, "Has anyone ever explained to you the yes-no form of questions?"

Morgan says, "Is it my turn to talk?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORGAN: THE MAN WITH NO COMMUNICATION SKILLS.

DID YOU GET THE RESULTS FROM THE STRESS TESTS YET?

STRESS TESTS HAVE TO BE PERFORMED UNDER CONTROLLED CONDITIONS.

HAS ANYONE EVER EXPLAINED TO YOU THE YES-NO FORM OF QUESTIONS?

IS IT MY TURN TO TALK?

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