Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th December 2009

Dilbert//7564, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 30th December 2009

Tags

communicating vague ignoring meeting stare nonsensical business

Official transcript

Morgan:The man with no communication skills Morgan says, "They decided to do option one."

Dilbert says, "Who is "they"? What is option one? And are they testing or implementing?"

Morgan says, "You just earned yourself a creepy stare until the topic changes."

The Boss says, "Okay, moving on..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORGAN: THE MAN WITH NO COMMUNICATION SKILLS THEY DECIDED TO DO OPTION ONE.

WHO IS "THEY"? WHAT IS OPTION ONE? AND ARE THEY TESTING OR IMPLEMENTING?

YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A CREEPY STARE UNTIL THE TOPIC CHANGES.

OKAY, MOVING ON. . .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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