Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th December 2009
Dilbert//7564, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 30th December 2009
Tags
communicating vague ignoring meeting stare nonsensical business
Official transcript
Morgan:The man with no communication skills Morgan says, "They decided to do option one."
Dilbert says, "Who is "they"? What is option one? And are they testing or implementing?"
Morgan says, "You just earned yourself a creepy stare until the topic changes."
The Boss says, "Okay, moving on..."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MORGAN: THE MAN WITH NO COMMUNICATION SKILLS THEY DECIDED TO DO OPTION ONE.
WHO IS "THEY"? WHAT IS OPTION ONE? AND ARE THEY TESTING OR IMPLEMENTING?
YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A CREEPY STARE UNTIL THE TOPIC CHANGES.
OKAY, MOVING ON. . .
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Morgan: The Man with No Communication Skills"
Summary:
The comic strip features Morgan, a man with no communication skills, engaging in a conversation with his colleagues. The conversation begins with Morgan asking if they are testing or implementing an option, but he fails to provide any context. His colleagues respond by asking for clarification, but Morgan becomes defensive and dismissive, stating that he has earned their attention until the topic changes.
The comic strip highlights Morgan's lack of communication skills, as he is unable to effectively convey his thoughts and ideas. His colleagues are left confused and frustrated by his inability to provide clear answers to their questions. The strip also pokes fun at Morgan's ego and his tendency to become defensive when questioned. Overall, the comic strip provides a humorous commentary on the importance of effective communication in the workplace.
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