Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th January 2010

Dilbert//7573, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 8th January 2010

Tags

informing admitting laziness bragging shocked

Official transcript

Wally says, "We've never worked together so let me tell you how this will go down."

Wally says, "You'll expect me to contribute, and you will be disappointed at every turn. In the long run you will do everything yourself."

Woman says, "How do you stay employed?"

Wally says, "DOn't make me call myself a genius."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'VE NEVER WORKED TOGETHER, SO LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS WILL GO DOWN.

YOULL EXPECT ME TO CONTRIBUTE, AND YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED AT EVERY TURN. IN THE LONG RUN YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING YOURSELF.

HOW DO YOU STAY EMPLOYED?

DON T MAKE ME CALL MYSELF A GENIUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Genius"

Summary:

The comic strip "The Genius" features Dilbert, a witty and sarcastic character, navigating the challenges of working with a genius. The strip consists of three panels, each showcasing Dilbert's interactions with the genius.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert approaches the genius and asks, "We've never worked together, so let me tell you how this will go down."
• The genius responds with a confident, "You'll expect me to contribute, and you will be disappointed at every turn. In the long run, you will do everything yourself."

Panel 2:

• Dilbert inquires, "How do you stay employed?"
• The genius proudly declares, "Don't make me call myself a genius."

Panel 3:

• Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking frustrated and overwhelmed.
• The genius is depicted standing over Dilbert, holding a cup of coffee and saying, "You're welcome."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of working with someone who is perceived as a genius but lacks the ability to contribute effectively. The genius's confidence and arrogance are contrasted with Dilbert's frustration and exasperation, highlighting the difficulties of working with someone who is not a team player.

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