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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th January 2010

Dilbert//7579, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 14th January 2010


Tags

focus group surprise chair sleeping gas plotting


Official transcript

The Boss says, "How's the focus group coming along?"

Dilbert says, "They don't like us. They're plotting to storm our observation room."

The Boss says, "Release the sleeping gas."

Dilbert says, "CHAIR!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW'S THE FOCUS GROUP COMING ALONG?

THEY DON'T LIKE US.

THEY'RE PLOTTING TO STORM OUR OBSERVATION ROOM.

RELEASE THE SLEEPING GAS.

CHAIR!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Focus Group"

Summary:

  • A man is asked to participate in a focus group.
  • He is instructed to release the sleeping gas in the room.
  • The man is confused and unsure of what to do.
  • The comic strip humorously depicts the absurdity of the situation and the man's confusion.

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