Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th January 2010

Dilbert//7579, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 14th January 2010

Tags

focus group surprise chair sleeping gas plotting

Official transcript

The Boss says, "How's the focus group coming along?"

Dilbert says, "They don't like us. They're plotting to storm our observation room."

The Boss says, "Release the sleeping gas."

Dilbert says, "CHAIR!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE FOCUS GROUP COMING ALONG?

THEY DON'T LIKE US.

THEY'RE PLOTTING TO STORM OUR OBSERVATION ROOM.

RELEASE THE SLEEPING GAS.

CHAIR!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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