Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th January 2010

Dilbert//7590, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 25th January 2010

Tags

standing project coffee matter

Official transcript

The Boss says, ?Another division needs your help for a six-month project.? Dilbert says, ?Who will do my work here?? The Boss says, ?You'll keep doing this job too, but only the things that matter.? Dilbert says, ?How long have I been doing things that don't matter?? The Boss says, ?Oops.?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ANOTHER DIVISION NEEDS YOUR HELP FOR A SIX-MONTH PROJECT.

WHO WILL DO MY WORK HERE?

YOULL KEEP DOING THIS JOB TOO, BUT ONLY THE THINGS THAT MATTER.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN DOING THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER?

OOPS.

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