Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th January 2010

Dilbert//7591, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 26th January 2010

Tags

human resources acid vat toxic fumes standing on chair scared business

Official transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES Catbert says, ?Ted, I'm transferring you to a job with a higher risk of industrial accidents.? Catbert says, ?Your job will involve reaching over a vat of acid while wearing no safety harness.? Ted says, ?Why do we have a vat of acid?? Catbert says, ?Because toxic fumes take forever.?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES TED, IM TRANSFERRING YOU TO A JOB WITH A HIGHER RISK OF INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS.

YOUR JOB WILL INVOLVE REACHING OVER A VAT OF ACID WHILE WEARING NO SAFETY HARNESS.

WHY DO WE HAVE A VAT OF ACID?

BECAUSE TOXIC FUMES TAKE FOREVER.

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