Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd February 2010

Dilbert//7599, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd February 2010

Tags

ted wrong termination fired documents security access passwords fix fugitive security trick

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Carol, you filled out Ted's termination documents wrong. You put my name in the box as the fired employee."

The Boss says, "My security access has been revoked. My phone is shut off, and my passwords are deactivated."

The Boss says, "You need to fix this."

Carol says, "Security, I found the fugitive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, YOU FILLED OUT TED'S TERMIN ATION DOCUMENTS WRONG. YOU PUT MY NAME IN THE BOX AS THE FIRED EMPLOYEE.

MY SECURITY ACCESS HAS BEEN REVOKED.

MY PHONE IS SHUT OFF, AND MY PASSWORDS ARE DEACTIVATED.

YOU NEED TO FIX THIS.

SECURITY, I FOUND THE FUGITIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Security, I Found the Fugitive"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Carol, Ted's terminated employee, and the security guard. Carol has been revoked and her passwords deactivated, but she claims to have found the fugitive, implying that she has discovered a security breach or a potential threat. The security guard is skeptical and asks her to provide more information, but Carol remains vague, saying only that "security" needs to fix this. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a terminated employee trying to take revenge on their former employer by claiming to have found a security breach.

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