Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd February 2010

Dilbert//7599, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd February 2010

Tags

ted wrong termination fired documents security access passwords fix fugitive security trick

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Carol, you filled out Ted's termination documents wrong. You put my name in the box as the fired employee."

The Boss says, "My security access has been revoked. My phone is shut off, and my passwords are deactivated."

The Boss says, "You need to fix this."

Carol says, "Security, I found the fugitive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, YOU FILLED OUT TED'S TERMIN ATION DOCUMENTS WRONG. YOU PUT MY NAME IN THE BOX AS THE FIRED EMPLOYEE.

MY SECURITY ACCESS HAS BEEN REVOKED.

MY PHONE IS SHUT OFF, AND MY PASSWORDS ARE DEACTIVATED.

YOU NEED TO FIX THIS.

SECURITY, I FOUND THE FUGITIVE.

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