Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th February 2010

Dilbert//7604, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 8th February 2010

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the boss dead ductwork stuck meeting discuss solution cool device duct pressure carcass jerry maguire business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our pointy-haired boss is stuck in our building's ductwork and presumed dead."

Dilbert says, "We can alert the proper authorities, or we can design a totally cool device to increase the duct pressure and propel his carcass into the stratosphere."

Alice says, "You had me at 'carcass.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS IS STUCK IN OUR BUILDING'S DUCTWORK AND PRESUMED DEAD.

WE CAN ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES, OR WE CAN DESIGN A TOTALLY COOL DEVICE TO INCREASE THE DUCT PRESSURE AND PROPEL HIS CARCASS INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.

YOU HAD ME AT "CARCASS."

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