Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th February 2010

Dilbert//7605, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 9th February 2010

Tags

boss stuck security ductwork cool device dead calling for help crime alive tools machine air vent

Official transcript

Boss is stuck in the ductwork. Dilbert says, "The turbo blower kicks in after the lubricant cycle."

Dilbert says, "We're sure he's already dead, right?"

The Boss says, "Help!"

Alice says, "Arguably, the real crime here would be building a machine this cool and not using it."

The Boss says, "Can anyone hear me?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOSS IS STUCK IN THE DUCTWORK.

THE TURBO BLOWER KICKS IN AFTER THE LUBRICANT CYCLE.

WE'RE SURE HE'S ALREADY DEAD, RIGHT?

HELP!

ARGUABLY, THE REAL CRIME HERE WOULD BE BUILDING A MACHINE THIS COOL AND NOT CAN ANYONE USING IT.

HEAR ME?

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