Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th February 2010

Dilbert//7606, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 10th February 2010

Tags

boss stuck ductwork device pressure push shoot foom fly into the air rocket airplane hang onto wing koi pond

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our device will create enough pressure to gently push our boss's carcass out of the ductwork."

FOOM! Captain says, "This is Captain Sullenberger. Don't worry about the wing; I see a koi pond down there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR DEVICE WILL CREATE ENOUGH PRESSURE TO GENTLY PUSH OUR BOSS'S CARCASS OUT OF THE DUCTWORK.

FOOM!

THIS IS CAPTAIN SULLENBERGER. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WING; I SEE A KOI POND DOWN THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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