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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th February 2010

Dilbert//7606, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 10th February 2010


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boss stuck ductwork device pressure push shoot foom fly into the air rocket airplane hang onto wing koi pond


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our device will create enough pressure to gently push our boss's carcass out of the ductwork."

FOOM! Captain says, "This is Captain Sullenberger. Don't worry about the wing; I see a koi pond down there."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR DEVICE WILL CREATE ENOUGH PRESSURE TO GENTLY PUSH OUR BOSS'S CARCASS OUT OF THE DUCTWORK.

FOOM!

THIS IS CAPTAIN SULLENBERGER. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WING; I SEE A KOI POND DOWN THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Airplane Wing Concerns" and features Dilbert and his boss discussing the potential risks of a plane's wing being damaged by a company's device.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert's boss is shown with a device that creates pressure to gently push the boss's carcass out of the ductwork.
  • Dilbert expresses concern about the device's potential impact on the airplane wing.

Panel 2:

  • The device is activated, and the boss's carcass is pushed out of the ductwork.
  • Dilbert is worried about the wing of the airplane.

Panel 3:

  • Captain Sullenberger is shown, who is concerned about the wing of the airplane.
  • He mentions a koi pond and expresses his concern about the wing.

Overall: The comic strip humorously highlights the potential risks of a company's device on an airplane's wing, with Captain Sullenberger's concern adding to the comedic effect.

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