Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th February 2010

Dilbert//7607, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 11th February 2010

Tags

hospital ductwork shot out survived alive pointy hair cushion cool machines bed play fiddle disrupt medical

Official transcript

Doctor says, "He survived because his pointy hair cushioned the impact."

Doctor says, "Please resist the urge to fiddle with the cool machines that keep him alive."

Alice says, "Maybe we can make him smarter."

Wally says, "What's this do?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HE SURVIVED BECAUSE HIS POINTY HAIR CUSHIONED THE IMPACT.

PLEASE RESIST THE URGE TO FIDDLE WITH THE COOL MACHINES THAT KEEP HIM ALIVE.

MAYBE WE CAN MAKE HIM SMARTER.

WHAT'S THIS DO?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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