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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st May 2010

Dilbert//7706, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 21st May 2010


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Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I collected optimistic data, put it in the context of bad analogies, seasoned it with saliency bias?"

Dilbert says, "?Added herd instinct, a pinch of confirmation bias? and here's your strategy."

Dilbert says, "Just add leadership."

The Boss says, "Why do I always get the hard part?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I COLLECTED OPTIMISTIC DATA, PUT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF BAD ANALOGIES, SEASONED IT WITH SALIENCY BIAS. ..

. ADDED HERD INSTINCT, A PINCH OF CONFIRMATION BIAS... AND HERE'S YOUR STRATEGY.

JUST ADD LEADERSHIP.

WHY DO 1 ALWAYS GET THE HARD PART?

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