Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd May 2010

Dilbert//7707, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 22nd May 2010

Tags

meeting honest feedback strategy lie misperception hate people business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Alice, I called this meeting because you're the only person I trust to give me honest feedback on my strategy."

Alice says, "It's great. It's amazing. It's the best strategy in the universe."

The Boss says, "I thought you were honest."

Alice says, "That's a common misperception. I just hate people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I CALLED THIS MEETING BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST TO GIVE ME HONEST FEEDBACK ON MY STRATEGY.

IT'S GREAT. IT'S AMAZING. IT'S THE BEST STRATEGY IN THE UNIVERSE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE HONEST.

THAT'S A COMMON MISPERCEPTION. I JUST HATE PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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